Shadowhunter In Training

"I find it extremely impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks’s “Landslide,” especially the..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:44:57 -0600

“I find it extremely impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks’s “Landslide,” especially the lyric: “I’ve been afraid of changing, because I’ve built my life around you.” I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don’t cry, you should stab them in the heart. You will find a fusebox.”

- Mindy Kaling (via backofmybrokenhand)

ak47news: The first artwork from ‘The Last 5 Years’ movie.

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:42:03 -0600

ak47news:

The first artwork from ‘The Last 5 Years’ movie.

breakburnandends: my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:36:51 -0600

breakburnandends:

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

later-homenuggets: my friend left her window open in her...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:28:04 -0600

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

ahlistenalison: true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:27:39 -0600

ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

Some things never change.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:59:53 -0600

Some things never change.

animeasuka: THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:57:44 -0600

animeasuka:

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:47:01 -0600

floral-prince: closetaffairs: bigcoolscorner: Rocky once...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:47:37 -0600

floral-prince:

closetaffairs:

bigcoolscorner:

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.

I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER

this picture made all of my problems go away

teenytigress: DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:33:41 -0600

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

fuckyeahcuteanimalss: jude vs popcorn (by therecordbeat)

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:32:58 -0600

fuckyeahcuteanimalss:

jude vs popcorn (by therecordbeat)

cassandraclare: whoa. tmisource: First Look at NYX’s Parallel...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:19:43 -0600

cassandraclare:

whoa.

tmisource:

First Look at NYX’s Parallel Worlds makeup collection inspired by THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS (now available at Ulta.com)

Boyfriend wants to get a Tumblr and asked me to help set one up...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:30:22 -0600

Half of me

Other half

wwruska: REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn! I’m laughing so...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:03:29 -0600

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

ethicalbutchering: god i love this because like you can tell...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:58:57 -0600

ethicalbutchering:

god i love this because like you can tell when the writers were writing these lines they were meant to be like dark sarcastic and witty but hugh dancy plays it SO COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY like the way he delivers these lines makes will sound like he’s just desperately trying to be funny and make jokes to put people at ease but he’s so shaky and twitchy that it just makes everyone around him VISIBLY MORE ON EDGE like it’s completely unthreatening and not at all biting you’re just kind of like william what the HELL don’t SAY things like that it’s WEIRD and i fucking love that because it’s so much truer to life!!! things sound way better in your head!!! hugh fancy you’re ok you’re ok in my book hugh fancy

“You know, in all seriousness: everyone got hurt on this movie,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:13:50 -0600

“You know, in all seriousness: everyone got hurt on this movie, everyone was scarred, everyone went through a little bit of physical kind of pain. But if you’re talking about something life-changing… something huge, you know, something that really had a deep effect on all of us - not only the person it happened to, but the crew and most of the Western hemisphere - Orlando breaking his rib was huge.” Dominic Monaghan

sparkedtherebellion: Oh, I wouldn’t mind, Hazel Grace.

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:36:46 -0600

sparkedtherebellion:

Oh, I wouldn’t mind, Hazel Grace.

heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:46:43 -0600

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:46:23 -0600

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

"Read books. Care about things. Get excited. Try not to be too down on yourself. Enjoy the ever..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:42:20 -0600

“Read books. Care about things. Get excited. Try not to be too down on yourself. Enjoy the ever present game of knowing.”

- Hank Green (via adeana)